April 1, 2021 at 2:12 am #1061
If your house gets hit by a dolphin during a hurricane, don’t check on it to see if it’s ok. That’s how hurricanes trick you into going outside.April 1, 2021 at 4:15 am #1062
If your house gets hit by a dolphin in a hurricane it is probably a pretty good sign you would have been better off not being there at allApril 1, 2021 at 2:29 pm #1063
Do dolphins taste like chicken?April 4, 2021 at 2:59 pm #1064
Happy Easter – nuff said.April 4, 2021 at 4:33 pm #1065VarikParticipant
Happy Easter to everyone!April 4, 2021 at 5:34 pm #1066
At one time in my “illustrious” career I worked for an 8(A) company. This is a category of small business at least 51% owned by minorities, in it’s first year of business, and some government contracts are set aside for them. Which isn’t the point of the post, I’m just setting the background. This particular company was owned by two woman originally from Pakistan, and at the time I was a computer operator at NIST, the National Institute of Standards and Technology in their scientific computer center.
In any case these ladies were moving their offices on a Sunday, and were asking for volunteers from their employees to help them that day. Someone pointed out it was Easter Sunday and the women got a puzzled look on their face. One of them finally brightened up and said “Oh, the bunny holiday!”.
Well to be fair, I don’t know much about Hajj either.April 4, 2021 at 7:24 pm #1067
Went to the park for a multiple church Easter egg hunt. One of the pastors gave an illustrated lesson by holding up an egg and asking the children what was inside the egg. “Chocolate” was one kids immediate response.April 5, 2021 at 2:02 pm #1068
The kid was really surprised(?) when the pastor cracked the egg on his head, and a real egg ran down his face.April 5, 2021 at 4:14 pm #1069
Actually he had emptied the egg to represent the empty tomb.April 6, 2021 at 12:24 am #1070
Or he had actually emptied the egg because he ate all the chocolate himself (groan)?April 6, 2021 at 4:15 pm #1071
You’re so weirdApril 6, 2021 at 7:52 pm #1073
Wait a minute, the pastor emptied the egg, then asked the children what was inside it. Um, what was supposed to be the correct answer? Air?
I will breathlessly await the explanation of what a blown egg has to do with the resurrection of Jesus.April 7, 2021 at 2:28 am #1074
I’m guessing when he held up the egg for the kids to see, there was a hole in it so they could see there was nothing inside?April 7, 2021 at 2:57 pm #1075
Ok, you’re both so weird.
The kids assumed there was egg white and a yolk was in the egg just like the people thought that Jesus was in the tomb, but the tomb was empty.
*jazz hands* Magic *jazz hands*April 7, 2021 at 4:57 pm #1076
Ooo! Hand waving! That’s the best part! So did the baby chick escape from the tomb? (memo to self: Hook up the reset of the Dagger Bay Smilies)
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