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Otto's Weird Music Thread

Oops! I Cum Too Soon - Sticky Martin​


I saw a figure on Youtube that 1 out of every 3 songs uploaded to Youtube recently has been AI. The problem is it is pretty damned quick to put an AI song together, and like I said, it may be AI slop, but it raises the bar on mediocrity, and lord knows there is enough mediocre music loaded up on YouTube by human musicians.
 
So I think these lyrics are really cool, but I'm also disappointed. I misheard "so I grabbed a bunch of rose" for "so I dropped a bunch of fools" and the original just doesn't have the same energy. I'll be pretending my version is canon.

 
A lullaby by Die Ärzte

Like a lot of other Ärzte songs “Schlaflied” was quickly banned in the Banana Republic of Germany. (Took til 2005 til the Ban was lifted.)
Of course this censorship made The Ärzte and their censored songs quite popular. :p

Edit: Just checked the auto translate of the video, not bad at all!



Sleep, my dear child, go to sleep
the night is looking through the window
the round moon, he likes you
and the stars are shining for you
Sleep, my dear child, go to sleep
soon you'll be in paradise

Because in a moment the door opens
and a monster is coming to you
with his eleven eyes it stares at you
and it's creeping towards your bed
You're keeping still, you're not moving a bit
the monster is scratching your face

His fingers are long and thin
Don't try to fight it's futile
And it's giggling like it's insane
as it chokes your throat
You scream, but you're alone at home
The monster picks out your eyes

Then you are silent and this is good
it bits you in the throat and drinks your blood
Without blood you're pale-faced like chalk
then it eats your guts
Your small bed all red from blood
the sun is coming up and you're dea

Sleep, my dear child, go to sleep
at the sky there are the stars
Sleep, my dear child, sleep fast
your bed is a merry-go-round
Sleep, my dear child, go to sleep
or else the monster can't come in
 
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